Grammar Gaffes
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“White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says ‘guns’? Congressional hearing. ‘Oh, my God, that nigger said gun, and he rhymed it with fun!’”–Chris Rock
Grammar and usage aren’t always cut and dried. Here are some disputed points: Taller than I/me Most grammar books consider the following sentence an error: Mort is taller than me. The error here is the object pronoun “me.” It should be the subject pronoun “I”—Mort is taller than I— because what the sentence really says … More Disputed Grammar
“Following the Post Modernist route, we may indeed never arrive at meaning, but not because meaning is not there… only because we are lost in endless linguistic games that are entirely beside the point.” ― Massimo Pigliucci, Nonsense on Stilts: How to Tell Science from Bunk
I went into a men’s room in an office building today and noticed that all the urinals had signs on them that read Non-Potable Water—Do Not Drink A warning sign like “Caution — Wet Floor” is there to protect the owner of the floor against legal action in case somebody slips and breaks an arm … More Risk Aversion
“The essence of the independent mind lies not in what it thinks, but in how it thinks.”–Christopher Hitchens
I was twelve when I first realized that my mother didn’t know what she was talking about. It was 1956, and my mother assured me that the rather colourless Democrat Adlai Stevenson would easily defeat the Republican war hero Dwight D. Eisenhower in the presidential election. Her logic seemed ironclad to me: blue collar people … More Political Dreams
I have a curious—no, that’s not the right word—a tiresome tendency to retell stories. I have been retelling stories for years, so I don’t think it’s a sign that I’m in the early stages of dementia. Retelling stories isn’t so bad if you’re meeting a lot of new people all the time, but at this stage … More Ad Nauseam
I have evolved from being a pretty stringent prescriptivist in my grammar column writing days to having a much more lenient view of grammar and usage now. I have bought the rather compelling argument that if educated speakers regularly confuse lay and lie, or use the subject pronoun in phrases like “The boss invited my … More Making Comparisons
Evolutionary psychologist Steven Pinker believes that, beyond genetics, parents don’t have much influence on their children’s personalities, intelligence, or life outcomes. Pinker is, of course committed to a scientific worldview, so he hasn’t sucked this belief out of his finger (as the Poles say) but provides actual evidence. For example, identical twin studies have shown again … More Parental Influence