Quote of the Day
“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler. ” ― W.C. Fields
“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler. ” ― W.C. Fields
“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”–Oscar Wilde
“But honestly, the carnage in America isn’t my greatest worry. Even the power of the presidency has considerable limits inside US borders. It’s the rest of the world I’m more concerned about, because it may look very different very quickly with Trump stomping around. If he continues this “America first” claptrap, regional powers like Russia, … More Quote of the Day
“I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.”–Sarah Silverman
“Fanatics have the look of people who do not masturbate but who think about it almost all time.” ― Gregory David Roberts
President Donald Trump’s blatant, bald-faced lying is amazing and for some, I suppose, refreshing. American politicians have always been at pains to cloak their lies in some sort of plausibility. When President Bush and Colin Powell were lying about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, they provided the UN Security Council with a computer-generated image … More The Inspiration for Trump’s Lies
The closer I get to you The more you make me see Crimea is just as Russian As a caviar tree And you know, dear Vlad, Of critics we’ve both a slew But I would be so glad If I could be like you I’d ride bare chested on a horse And have my critics … More Trump’s Love Poem to Putin
“It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”– Mark Twain
We desperately need to call an International Day of not paying any attention to Donald Trump. The man craves the attention, and has been playing us all for suckers by saying outrageous nonsense all the time to get the attention he craves. The media breathlessly reports every idiocy Trump utters, and we normal people around … More Take the Pledge: No More Trump
“Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.” ― George Carlin