No Harm Spilt

Let us bow our heads and lift our voices in prayer that all that The Free Market creates will trickle down upon our unworthy heads.

Hail Market, Full of grace,

Prosperity is with thee.

Blessed art thou among economic systems,

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Capital.

Holy Market, Mother of Goods,

Pray for us consumers now, and at the hour of our bankruptcy. Amen.