Skill Sets

An actual conversation: “So you’re a doctor, a physician?” “Yes, I am.” “Can I ask you a question? Is it possible to get mild food poisoning? I think I accidentally ate dinner with a fork that touched raw chicken, and I feel mildly ill.” “It’s not my area of expertise, but I imagine if you … More Skill Sets

Barbers

  Finding the right barber can be one of life’s greatest challenges. The first barber I have any memory of is Cliff, the barber in the neighborhood I grew up in. Cliff loved sports and talked sports incessantly. The Harlem Globe Trotters were staring to make a splash in the 1950s, and Cliff often said, … More Barbers

Ten Reasons Donald Trump May Well Be the Next President

The polar opposite theory. Incumbent presidents are replaced by their polar opposites. Except for his gender, Trump is definitely the polar opposite of Obama. Obama has big hands. The persistence of sexism. The qualities Americans want in a president are incompatible with pantsuits. False memory syndrome. Some Americans really do want to make America great … More Ten Reasons Donald Trump May Well Be the Next President

The Coffee Table

We all fall victim to magical thinking at some point. For some, of course, magical thinking is a way of life; for others, exploiting magical thinking is a way to make a living. Many naturopaths, faith healers, fortune tellers, and the like may combine the two, believing in what they do as fervently as those … More The Coffee Table

Donald Trump’s Republican Party

Donald trump has been winning over evangelical Christians, but apparently not the ones who actually go to church: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2016/03/29/where-is-trumps-evangelical-base-not-in-church. Probably a lot of marginally religious Americans call themselves evangelical Christians without having a clue about what it means. They know they’re not Catholics, Jews, or Mormons. They find Ted Cruz creepy and think Trump looks … More Donald Trump’s Republican Party