Electing Donald Trump President is like…

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having Bozo the Clown perform brain surgery

asking a psychopathic killer for a shave

going to a car mechanic to have a tooth pulled

asking Cardinal Law to watch the kids

getting diet advice from Newt Gingrich

buying organic carrots from a drug dealer

going to a Christian Science reading room for medical advice

trusting the gluten-free menu at a biker bar

appointing Vladimir Putin arbiter of journalistic ethics

expecting Bernard Madoff to tell the truth

believing that fascism can never come to America

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