having Bozo the Clown perform brain surgery
asking a psychopathic killer for a shave
going to a car mechanic to have a tooth pulled
asking Cardinal Law to watch the kids
getting diet advice from Newt Gingrich
buying organic carrots from a drug dealer
going to a Christian Science reading room for medical advice
trusting the gluten-free menu at a biker bar
appointing Vladimir Putin arbiter of journalistic ethics
expecting Bernard Madoff to tell the truth
believing that fascism can never come to America
No Harm Spilt 