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- As the result of a botched hair transplant operation, he has no pubic hair.
- He has texted pictures of his crotch to Anthony Weiner showing pubic hair that is obviously phony.
- He urinates involuntarily on hearing himself criticized.
- He suffers from chronic diaper rash.
- He has frequent nightmares, talks in his sleep, and wets the bed.
- He wears a girdle.
- He snorts cocaine.
- He wears elevator shoes.
- He swore eternal loyalty to Vladimir Putin in a handmade Valentine card.
- Melania is a professional escort who agreed to appear with him in public as his wife.
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