“The idea that religion and politics don’t mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.” — Rev Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976

“El día que la mierda tenga algún valor, los pobres nacerán sin culo.”–Gabriel García Márquez

“My blog is a collection of answers people don’t want to hear to questions they didn’t ask.” ― Sebastyne Young

“Is e=mc2 a sexed equation? Perhaps it is. Let us make the hypothesis that it is insofar as it privileges the speed of light over other speeds that are vitally necessary to us. What seems to me to indicate the possible sexed nature of the equation is not directly its uses by nuclear weapons, rather … More Really Silly Quote of the Day

On the first day of Chanukah, my true love gave to me one kosher chicken and a good deal on a pear tree. On the second day of Chanukah, my true love gave to me one kosher chicken, two gefilte fish, and a good deal on a pear tree. On the third day of Chanukah, … More The Chanukah Song

“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”– Stephen Hawking

“A language is a dialect with an army and navy.“–Max Weinreich

“The Postmodernists’ tyranny wears people down by boredom and semi-literate prose.” ― Christopher Hitchens

  Writing gibberish has one big advantage: typos are never an issue.

“There are things like reflecting pools, and images, an infinite reference from one to the other, but no longer a source, a spring. There is no longer any simple origin. For what is reflected it split in itself and not only as an addition to itself of its image. The reflection, the image, the double, … More Quote of the Day