We used to talk real good instead of well
We said gee, llamas are the cat’s pyjamas
The bee’s knees, the big cheese and gosh, that’s swell
Now it’s what the fuck is with the llamas?
Totally awesome, but don’t be a knob
Llama shit is gross and will barf you out
It used to be that your uncle was Bob
And a lazy ass was a lazy lout
Dagnabit was the cursiest of words
And whiskey, wine, and beer were all called hooch
A pile of poop was a pile of turds
And everybody called Old Yeller pooch
Meaning and sense aren’t a question of votes
Usage determines what a word connotes.
No Harm Spilt 