We used to talk real good instead of well

We said gee, llamas are the cat’s pyjamas

The bee’s knees, the big cheese and gosh, that’s swell

Now it’s what the fuck is with the llamas?

Totally awesome, but don’t be a knob

Llama shit is gross and will barf you out

It used to be that your uncle was Bob

And a lazy ass was a lazy lout

Dagnabit was the cursiest of words

And whiskey, wine, and beer were all called hooch

A pile of poop was a pile of turds

And everybody called Old Yeller pooch

Meaning and sense aren’t a question of votes

Usage determines what a word connotes.

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