In his first press conference, President Trump’s press secretary Sean Spicer made a statement attacking the media for delegitimizing President Trump’s penis size and took no questions. Among other things, Spicer said: “Photographs of the inaugural proceedings were intentionally framed in a way, in one particular tweet, to minimize the size of President Trump’s penis … More Trump Insists that His Penis is Bigger than Obama’s (or anybody else’s)

  Folks, all of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me meryl streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood she didn’t that’s to be expected the beauty of me i’m very rich. my fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body. and … More A Poem in Trump’s Own Words

As the result of a botched hair transplant operation, he has no pubic hair. He has texted pictures of his crotch to Anthony Weiner showing pubic hair that is obviously phony. He urinates involuntarily on hearing himself criticized. He suffers from chronic diaper rash. He has frequent nightmares, talks in his sleep, and wets the … More Russia’s Compromising Information on Trump

There are a number of reasons Americans can breathe a sigh of relief after the mass shooting at the Fort Lauderdale airport. The shooter was just a crazy Iraq war veteran and not some crazed Muslim terrorist. Only five people were killed, a very low body count by American standards The shooting took place at … More Five People Shot to Death: Americans Breathe a Sigh of Relief

  Yevgeny Dzhugashvili, Joseph Stalin’s grandson, was a fierce critic of Vladimir Putin. He once said that Putin lacked brains. He was found dead yesterday on a Moscow street not far from his home. The reason for his death—he was 80—is not yet known. But here are some other critics of Putin who are now … More What Putin Can Teach Trump About Dealing With Crictics

    Donald Trump said at a victory rally in Cincinnati, “We condemn bigotry and prejudice in all its forms. We denounce all of the hatred and we forcefully reject the language of exclusion and separation. We have no choice. We have to, and it’s better.” Martin Schlufnik, spokesman for Bigots of America (BOA), immediately … More Bigots Denounce Trump

   1. Trump’s age and terrible physical and mental condition: Donald Trump is 70 and clearly not in good physical or mental shape. Can he last another four years without either dying of cardiac arrest or going completely off the rails and getting committed? With any luck, he can’t. Steve Bannon’s terrible physical condition: Trump’s chief … More Trump: Five Reasons for Optimism