Trump Insists that His Penis is Bigger than Obama’s (or anybody else’s)

In his first press conference, President Trump’s press secretary Sean Spicer made a statement attacking the media for delegitimizing President Trump’s penis size and took no questions. Among other things, Spicer said: “Photographs of the inaugural proceedings were intentionally framed in a way, in one particular tweet, to minimize the size of President Trump’s penis … More Trump Insists that His Penis is Bigger than Obama’s (or anybody else’s)

Russia’s Compromising Information on Trump

As the result of a botched hair transplant operation, he has no pubic hair. He has texted pictures of his crotch to Anthony Weiner showing pubic hair that is obviously phony. He urinates involuntarily on hearing himself criticized. He suffers from chronic diaper rash. He has frequent nightmares, talks in his sleep, and wets the … More Russia’s Compromising Information on Trump

Five People Shot to Death: Americans Breathe a Sigh of Relief

There are a number of reasons Americans can breathe a sigh of relief after the mass shooting at the Fort Lauderdale airport. The shooter was just a crazy Iraq war veteran and not some crazed Muslim terrorist. Only five people were killed, a very low body count by American standards The shooting took place at … More Five People Shot to Death: Americans Breathe a Sigh of Relief

What Putin Can Teach Trump About Dealing With Crictics

  Yevgeny Dzhugashvili, Joseph Stalin’s grandson, was a fierce critic of Vladimir Putin. He once said that Putin lacked brains. He was found dead yesterday on a Moscow street not far from his home. The reason for his death—he was 80—is not yet known. But here are some other critics of Putin who are now … More What Putin Can Teach Trump About Dealing With Crictics

The War on Christmas

} It’s as though the city is under siege. We have seen more than one would-be Xmas tree vendor hauled of in handcuffs. Happy Holiday goons forced a local store to take down a window display that slightly resembled a manger. Traditional Christmas drinks like eggnog are banned for the month of December, but our … More The War on Christmas

Bigots Denounce Trump

    Donald Trump said at a victory rally in Cincinnati, “We condemn bigotry and prejudice in all its forms. We denounce all of the hatred and we forcefully reject the language of exclusion and separation. We have no choice. We have to, and it’s better.” Martin Schlufnik, spokesman for Bigots of America (BOA), immediately … More Bigots Denounce Trump